Gross & Weird

Have you ever clogged a toilet with your own poop?

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Why people ask this

Gross questions earn their place because the laughter they trigger is louder than almost any other category — horror and humour share more wiring than people think. On have.you, this question is part of a category played by people across every kind of setting — parties, road trips, dinners, late-night calls — which is why the same question reads differently in every group. The interesting part is rarely the answer itself; it is the follow-up, the story behind the yes, or the surprised reaction when somebody answers the opposite way. That is what keeps Have You Ever questions in rotation long after most party games get retired.

What do players say?

29%
of players said Yes
7 responses

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If you're someone who loves sharing hilarious, embarrassing, or downright gross stories, then asking "Have you ever clogged a toilet with your own poop?" guarantees a goofy moment. This question delves into those awkward bathroom stories that everyone can relate to—often leading to laughter, blushes, and maybe even some surprised confessions.

What This Question Really Asks

This question is not just about bathroom mishaps; it's a gateway to hilarious or cringe-worthy personal stories that reveal more about your quirks and habits. By asking this, you invite others to share those unforgettable moments that they might be slightly embarrassed to admit but can't help but laugh about now.

  • It explores moments of clumsiness or bad luck around bathroom accidents.
  • It uncovers funny stories of emergency toilet fixes or awkward situations.
  • It can lead to deeper conversations about hygiene habits and personal comfort.
  • It connects players through shared embarrassing experiences, creating a bond.
  • It often sparks funny anecdotes that are perfect for lighthearted fun, akin to those found in deep and meaningful questions.

How to Use This Question

Setting Tone Best for Tip
Friends game night Humorous, playful Light-hearted group fun Use it when everyone is comfortable sharing silly stories. Try to keep the atmosphere relaxed and supportive.
First date Casual, flirty Breaking the ice Gauge your partner’s sense of humor first — avoid if they're squeamish. A great icebreaker can set the tone.
Team meeting Light and non-offensive Building camaraderie Prioritize a safe environment. Keep the question fun and avoid making anyone uncomfortable.
Family dinner Humorous, nostalgic Sharing family stories Ensure it's appropriate for all ages if younger family members are around.
Party Bold and funny Getting to know new friends Match the question's vibe with the party atmosphere—fun, wild stories are the goal!

When You Say "Yes"

  1. You’re comfortable sharing your most embarrassing bathroom story.
  2. You’re honest about bathroom mishaps, even if they’re gross.
  3. You enjoy laughing at life's little accidents.
  4. You’re open to memorable stories that turn awkward moments into funny memories.
  5. You might even turn it into a humorous story to tell others.

When You Say "No"

That's perfectly normal—many people prefer to keep bathroom stories private. Choosing not to share doesn’t mean you don't have funny or strange stories to tell. Sometimes, these moments are just too awkward or gross to reveal.

  • You prefer to keep bathroom stories to yourself.
  • You find the topic too embarrassing.
  • You'd rather focus on lighter, less personal questions.

Best Follow-Up Questions

  • What’s the funniest bathroom story you’ve ever heard?
  • Have you ever had a bathroom emergency in a public place?
  • What’s the most creative way you've fixed a clogged toilet?
  • Do you think bathroom embarrassments are a normal part of life?
  • What’s your guilty pleasure or weird habit nobody knows about?

To keep the fun flowing, explore all sorts of question categories to find more quirky and engaging topics.

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