How gross does it get?

Properly gross — bodily functions, weird foods, hygiene disasters. Not for the squeamish, but never mean.

No — keep this one for personal life.

Four to six — large enough to compete for the worst story, small enough that the gag reflexes are visible.

Have you ever picked your nose in your car and wiped it on the seat or floor?

Why people ask this

This question works because the yes-or-no split always surprises the room — someone answers in a way nobody expected, and the conversation starts from there. Gross questions earn their place because the laughter they trigger is louder than almost any other category — horror and humour share more wiring than people think. On have.you, this question draws players from every kind of setting — parties, road trips, dinners, late-night calls — which is why the same question reads differently every time. The interesting part is rarely the answer itself; it is the follow-up, the story behind the yes, or the surprised reaction when someone answers the opposite of what everyone expected.

What do players say?

50%

of players said Yes
10 responses

Based on 10 answers so far, 50% of players say yes — making this an almost even split — roughly half of players have, half have not.

Discussion starters

→ Who in the group is most likely to have picked your nose in your car and wiped it on the seat or floor?
→ What's the full story — and who in the group is most surprised by your answer?
→ What is the grossest thing you have eaten on a dare?
→ What is the worst smell you have ever had to deal with?
→ What bodily function story do you swear is true?

This question dives into those little embarrassing moments we all prefer to keep to ourselves — like that time you might have unintentionally turned your car into your own personal cheeky spot. It's a playful way to share funny, gross, or honest stories. Curious about other gross and weird questions? Explore more and keep the laughs going!

What This Question Really Asks

This question uncovers behaviors that are often considered socially taboo or embarrassing but happen in private moments like sitting alone in your car. It invites players to admit their own quirks or confess funny lapses. It also opens the door to lighthearted confessions about personal habits, hygiene, and awkward social norms. If you're interested in understanding more about what these questions reveal, check out our classic questions for everyday honesty and surprises.

It explores habits you might hide from others, but secretly indulge in.
It reveals how comfortable someone feels about discussing gross topics.
It invites storytelling about awkward or funny personal moments.
It encourages honesty about behaviors that relate to hygiene and safety.
It offers insight into comfort levels with controversial topics, which can lead to deeper conversations. For tips on framing such questions, visit our group decider tool.

How to Use This Question

Setting	Tone	Best for	Tip
Friends game night	Humorous & light	Getting everyone to relax and share funny stories	Use playful language to keep things fun and avoid making anyone uncomfortable. Check out our how to play page for game tips.
First date	Casual & honest	Breaking the ice with a funny confession	Ensure the other person is comfortable with gross topics—start with milder questions first.
Team meeting	Friendly but professional	Building camaraderie among colleagues	Use humor cautiously and keep the mood light. For team-building ideas, see our group tools.
Family dinner	Informal & humorous	Sharing laughs with relatives	Be mindful of age differences and sensitivities to avoid discomfort.
Party	Bold & funny	Getting everyone to loosen up and share stories	Set clear boundaries so the game remains fun for everyone; use custom questions for tailored fun.

When You Say "Yes"

You accept that everyone has their naughty or gross habits, even if they’re invisible to others.
You’re comfortable sharing quirky or embarrassing stories about yourself.
You value honesty and openness, especially about taboo topics.
You’re willing to laugh at yourself and others for funny or gross tendencies.
You believe that humor can help us connect on a more genuine level, even when it’s a bit gross. Curious how these questions foster authenticity? Explore our deep and meaningful category for more.

When You Say "No"

If you prefer to avoid gross-out moments or topics that might make others uncomfortable, you might naturally say no. It’s perfectly okay! You could be thinking:

That’s a little too personal or gross for my comfort zone.
I don’t want to embarrass myself or others.
I prefer questions that are more wholesome or light-hearted.

Respecting boundaries helps keep the game fun for everyone involved. If you're looking to explore other question types that suit your style, check out our categories for a wide variety of playful options.

Best Follow-Up Questions

Have you ever done something similar in a different place?
What’s the funniest reaction you’ve ever had to a gross moment?
Do you think personal habits you hide from others are common?
How would you feel if someone confessed their habits to you?
What’s the most embarrassing thing someone has done in public that you’ve witnessed?

Looking for more ways to keep conversations flowing? Explore our funny and embarrassing questions for more laughs and stories.